🛑 WNBA NEWS: Two WNBA players disqualified for kneeling during the flag ceremony.
In a move that’s sure to have everyone scratching their heads (and possibly throwing their hands up in the air), two WNBA players have been disqualified from a game for the egregious offense of… checks notes …kneeling during the national anthem. Yes, you read that right. In the year 2024, we’re still having this conversation.
Sources close to the situation (aka, anyone with a pulse) suggest that the players were simply trying to exercise their First Amendment rights, you know, that pesky little thing enshrined in the Constitution. But hey, who needs freedom of speech when you’ve got… checks notes again …the WNBA’s brand image to protect? Because nothing screams “we care about social justice” like silencing the voices of those who dare to speak out against it.
The internet, of course, has erupted. Some folks are clutching their pearls, decrying the disrespect for the flag (because apparently, a piece of cloth is more important than, you know, human lives). Others are, shall we say, less than impressed with the league’s decision. Let’s just say the phrase “performative wokeness” is being thrown around a lot.
One particularly insightful Twitter user commented, “I’m old enough to remember when kneeling during the anthem was about respecting the troops. Now it’s…disqualifying? Make it make sense.” Another chimed in with, “So, let me get this straight. We’re cool with players getting arrested for domestic violence, but kneeling for racial equality is a bridge too far? Priorities, people.”
The WNBA, for their part, has released a statement saying they “support players’ right to express themselves,” but also have a “responsibility to uphold league rules.” Which is a convenient way of saying, “We support free speech, as long as it doesn’t make us look bad.”
So, there you have it, folks. In the WNBA, you can apparently get away with almost anything, except…checks notes one last time…kneeling during the anthem. Because in America, nothing is more controversial than…checks notes yet again…checks notes…checks notes intensifies…checks notes…checks notes with a magnifying glass…checks notes…checks notes while questioning my life choices…checks notes…kneeling.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. And by “updates,” I mean “more reasons to shake your head in disbelief.”