In what feels more like a scene from a sci-fi blockbuster than real life, shocking reports claim that Elon Musk has signed a clandestine agreement with extraterrestrial beings — effectively becoming the first human to own part of Mars through a direct alien partnership.

According to leaked documents and whistleblowers from within SpaceX, the deal is said to involve a multi-billion dollar “resource exchange”: cutting-edge alien technology in return for Musk’s assistance in establishing a human–alien joint colony on Mars. Rumors suggest that this includes energy harvesting technology, advanced propulsion systems, and even biological enhancements beyond human comprehension.

Critics and conspiracy theorists are already in overdrive, warning that Musk’s unprecedented pact could give him godlike control over future space colonization — and possibly Earth itself. Social media is ablaze with wild claims that Musk plans to use the alien deal to secure dominance over global governments, the economy, and even human evolution.

Meanwhile, Musk has remained cryptic, tweeting only:
“Mars was never just ours.”

Is this the dawn of interstellar diplomacy, or the beginning of Earth’s biggest takeover plot?