Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance Declares ABC Boycott In the latest skirmish in the culture wars, Tim Allen’s Non-Woke Actor Alliance (NWAA) has…
Breaking: NFL Team Kansas City Chiefs Refuses To Participate In Pride Month, “It’s Extremely Woke” In a surprising and controversial decision, the…
Breaking: Mike Tomlin Makes It Clear, “There Won’t Be Any Anthem Kneelers in the Next NFL Season” Mike Tomlin’s Definitive Stand on Anthem…
Robert Kraft confirms: There will be no more “Kneeling during the national anthem” at Gillette Stadium. Foxborough, MA – In a decisive move,…
Taylor Swift Cancels Eras Tour Dates After Endorsement Backlash: ‘Only 2,300 Tickets Sold’ – Satire.
Taylor Swift Cancels Eras Tour Dates After Endorsement Backlash: ‘Only 2,300 Tickets Sold’ In a turn of events that no one—especially Taylor Swift—saw…
ABC Fires Entire Staff Amid Debate Backlash, “It Was Our Biggest Mistake” In a corporate purge worthy of a dystopian novel, ABC…
Shocking Move: ABC Fires David Muir and Linsey Davis for Fact-Checking—What Does This Mean for Debate Moderation? In a move that shocked exactly…
Breaking: ABC replaces Jimmy Kimmel with a new late-night show featuring Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens In a dramatic shift for late-night…
Breaking: Jason Aldean Rejects $500 Million Music Collaboration With Taylor Swift, “Her Music Is Woke, No Thanks”. Aldean, known for his traditional country…